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Thread: Runaway Husband

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    This Middle aged man was going through his mid-life crisis so he went out

    and bought him a new bright red Porsche. So he decided to take his new

    Porsche on a test drive down the interstate one day.

    He got up to about 85 mph and all of a sudden he saw this highway

    patrolman with his blue lights and siren blaring coming toward him. He

    decided he and his new Porsche would outrun the officer. So the man sped

    up to 95 mph,and then to 105 mph, but the patrolman was still coming.

    The man finally came to his senses and said to himself, "This is crazy, I

    could go to jail for this," so he pulled over. The patrolman came to the

    car and told the man, "It has been a long day and I am tired. If you can

    give me an excuse no one else has ever given me I will let you go."

    So the man told the officer, "Last night my wife ran off with a patrolman

    and when I seen you chasing me I thought you were trying to bring her

    back." The officer looked at the man and said, "Have a nice day



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