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  1. #1
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    Join Date
    Apr 2009


    Default Pizza Hut : A Conversation

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    Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."

    Customer: "Hello, can I order.."

    Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose ID card number first, Sir?"

    Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .937674**** 899-45-5***"

    Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Sharma and you're calling from 17 Jal Vayu. Your home number is 22678**, your office 6627** and your mobile is 0798888. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

    Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

    Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

    Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

    Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

    Customer: "How come?"

    Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

    Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

    Operator : "Try our Low Fat Pizza. You'll like it"

    Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

    Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"

    Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"

    Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 05, Sir. The total is Rs 500.00"

    Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"

    Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 23,000.75 since October last year.. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

    Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

    Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

    Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

    Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your Nano Car..."

    Customer: " What!"

    Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Nano car,...registration number DL05-AB-1++_ ."

    Customer: " ????"

    Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

    Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

    Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic..."

    Customer: #$$^%&[email protected]$% ^

    Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 2010 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"


  2. #2
    I am Brown so ARe you DOwN?
    Join Date
    Mar 2008



    i would walk to da store and slap the operator
    sorry dude .... Hash

  3. #3
    The Creator :)
    Join Date
    Mar 2008



    heard nd read this b4



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