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    ? Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

    ? Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
    Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
    Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

    ? Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
    Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM

    ? An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
    Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
    Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

    ? Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
    Banta: Apple khane.
    Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
    Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

    ? Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
    Santa: Very long!

    ? Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

    ? Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
    Santa: I may also die.
    Jeeto: Why?
    Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.

    ? Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
    Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

    ? Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
    The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
    Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

    ? Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
    Santa: Birla cement.
    Banta: Kyun?
    Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

    ? Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
    Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!

    ? Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
    The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
    Santa: I think I'll take the money.

    ? Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
    Banta: Me too, after u leave.

    ? Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
    A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

    ? Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
    Banta: Santa u'll die.
    Santa: U'll die bcoz haven?t u heard train is coming on platform?

    ? Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
    Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

    ? Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
    Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

    ? Santa: I?m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
    Banta: What?s he studying?"
    Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

    ? At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?
    Boy: Goal karan lai.
    Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.

    ? Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
    A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

    ? Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
    A: Because it was an entrance exam.

    ? Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
    Banta: Oh! That?s terrible.
    Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."

    ? Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
    Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

    ? Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
    Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
    Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.

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    dR Contributor
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    I found the title the funniest. Way more than these jokes. haha

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    Nice Jokes!!!!!!

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    lol MIB

    thanks rony

    aww thanks payal, luv ya too.

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