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    This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a mcdonald's fast-food establishment in florida... And they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

    Name: greg bulmash

    Sex: not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

    Desired position: company's president or vice president. But seriously, whatever's available. If i was in a position to be picky, i wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

    Desired salary: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a michael ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

    Education: yes.

    Last position held: target for middle management hostility.

    Salary: less than i'm worth.

    Most notable achievement: my incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

    Reason for leaving: it sucked.

    Hours available to work: any.

    Preferred hours: 1:30-3:30 p.M., Monday, tuesday, and thursday.

    Do you have any special skills?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

    May we contact your current employer?: If i had one, would i be here?

    Do you have any physical conditions that would prohibit you from lifting up to 50 lbs?: Of what?

    Do you have a car?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "do you have a car that runs?"

    Have you received any special awards or recognition?: I may already be a winner of the publishers clearing house sweepstakes.

    Do you smoke?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

    Do you certify that the above is true and complete to the best of your knowledge?: Yes. Absolutely.

    Sign here: aries.
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    Pyar To Ittefaq Se Hota Hai.
    Per Pyar Karke Pyar Hi Mile...
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