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  1. #1
    I am Brown so ARe you DOwN?
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    Mar 2008



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    About Desi

    Q. How do desis in states have fun ?
    A. Read technical books

    Q. What do you call it when a desi tries to imitate an American ?
    A. Artificial Intelligence

    Q. What does a desi's intelligence say to his man-hood ?
    A. You are a fictious character.

    Q. Why do desis go to a bar ?
    A. To stand in a corner and look at the blondes on the sly.

    Q. Why is it good to have a desi friend ?
    A. You can get your assignments done.

    Q. What is a desi's favorite rhyme ?
    A. Earn money. look funny. (like a zombie, having spent a lifetime
    in the lab)

    Q. How do you make a desi's eyes light up ?
    A. Wave a dollar bill on his face.

    Q. What is a desi's most exciting part of life ?
    A. Doing an assignment for a girl.

    Q. Why do desis drink a can of beer ?
    A. so they could get high.

    Q. Why do desis wear underwears ?
    A. Because they could have wet dreams.

    Q. What do desis do for lovemaking ?
    A. Read penthouse.

    Q. What do you call a desi between two blondes ?
    A. A misfit.

    Q. What do you call a desi's brain ?
    A. A conundrum.

    Q. How does a Professor change a desi's mind ?
    A. Offer a RA.

    Q. Why do desis like spicy food ?
    A. To avoid constipation.

    Q. Why do desis wear goggles ?
    A. To look at blondes

    Q. What do desis mean by fun ?
    A. sighting blondes sitting in a car with sun glass doors.

    Q. What do you call a desi gathering ?
    A. Techinical conference.

    Q. When does a desi smile ?
    A. After seeing his pay check.

    Q. When do desis go to the temple ?
    A. Just before the finals week.

    Q. Why is Cinemax's (cable) Friday after dark so successful ?
    A1. Because, all desis watch it.

    Q. Why does warner cable show X rated movies ?
    A. Because desi's won't pay otherwise.

    Q. Why are blue films made ?
    A. So desis know what sex is all about.

    Q. Why do desis drown in a swimming pool ?
    A. Because they have pot bellies.

    Q. What does a desi do on a date ?
    A. Bore the hell out of the girl's mind by talking about his
    assignments and how he solved the problems.

    Q. What is a desi's most exciting night ?
    A. Sitting alone in the lab and reading

    Q. How can you punish a desi ?
    A. Ask him to talk to a girl without offerring to do her assignment.

    Q. Why don't desis wish other desis ?
    A. Because, they are scared the other might ask for a quarter.

    Q. How do you confuse a desi ?
    A. Ask him questions about sexuality.

    Q. What is the desi's chronic speech impediment ?
    A. His accent.

    Q. What do you call a desi who says he dated a blonde ?
    A. A braggart.

    Q. What do you call a desi girl who isn't beautiful yet stupid ?
    A. Piddle shit

    Q. How do you identify a stupid desi ?
    A. Give him some money and see if he doesn't look gratified.

    Q. How does one desi confront the other ?
    A. By playing chess.

    Q. How does a desi measure his perseverance & stamina ?
    A. Watch all the X-rated movies shown on a friday night and still
    feel no sexual urges.

    Q. How does a desi confuse another desi ?
    A. Speak with an american accent.

    Q. What are desis famous for floating in the swimming pool ?
    A. Because of their strikingly prominent tummies.

    Q. How do you excite a desi ?
    A. Give him a book about the Theory of Relativity.

    Q. Why are desis ****eyed ?
    A. Because, they never look at a blonde straight.

    Q. How do you describe a desi ?
    A. A short zombie who looks intimidated.

    Q. Who do you call a smart desi ?
    A1. One who can drink two cans of beer and still walk straight.

    Q. What is a desi's philosophy of life ?
    A. Eat, sleep and study.

    Q. Why are desis immune to STDs ?
    A. Because they never have sex.

    Q. Why does a desi buy a condom ?
    A. To add to his collector's items.

    Q. How does a desi bragg ?
    A. Tell fellow desis that a blonde smiled at him.

    Q. What is the difference between a priest/nun and a desi ?
    A. The latter has no choice but to stay a virgin.

    Q. What do you call a stupid desi ?
    A. A techinical fault.

    sorry dude .... Hash

  2. #2
    Kal Ho Na Ho
    Join Date
    Aug 2008



    Thank you

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    lolzz .......
    I agree upon this
    thnx man



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