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    Teacher: Sameer, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
    Sameer: $10.
    Teacher: You don’t know maths.
    Sameer: You don’t know my father!
    Mother: Sameer, come here.
    Sameer: Yes, mom?
    Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
    Sameer: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
    Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am
    scolding you now.
    Teacher: Sameer, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
    Sameer: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
    Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
    Sameer: That’s why I say she’s no good!
    Teacher: “Where were you born?”
    Sameer: “Singapore, Sir.”
    Teacher: “Which part?”
    Sameer: “All of me, Sir.”
    A teacher was asking her class: “What is the difference between ’unlawful’ and ‘illegal’?”
    Only one hand (...)
    ...being a human...



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