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    Default The back pew voice

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    A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the
    congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they
    passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would
    his paycheck.

    After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation
    decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's expanding
    salary.. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to
    how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church,
    and how much more it could potentially cost.

    After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his
    chair and spoke, 'Children are a gift from God, and we will take as
    many gifts as He gives us. Silence fell on the congregation.

    In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally
    said in her frail voice, 'Rain is also a gift from God, but when we
    get too much of it, we wear rubbers.'

    The entire congregation said, 'Amen.'

    The meaning of the name Akili is 'Wisdom, intellect, sense'.



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