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    Maria the Maid, asked for a pay increase and the wife(boss) was very upset about this so decided to talk to her about it.

    She asked: 'NowMaria, why do you want a pay increase?'

    Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want anincrease. The first is that I iron better than you.'

    Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

    Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

    Wife: 'Oh.'

    Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook thanyou.'

    Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

    Maria: 'Your husband did.'

    Wife: 'Oh.'

    Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover thanyou..'

    Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that aswell?'

    Maria: 'No Senora...the gardener did.'
    ( A few moments ofsilence )

    Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

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