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    John walked into a sports cafeteria around 9:58 PM.
    He sat down next to a fool at the cafeteria.

    And stared up at the TV.
    The 10 PM news was coming on.
    The news crew was covering the story of a man on the
    ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
    The fool looked at John and said,
    “Do you think he’ll jump?”
    John said, ”You know, I bet he’ll jump.”
    The fool replied, ”Well, I bet he won’t.”
    John placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
    “You’re on!”
    Just as the fool placed his money on the bar,
    The guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building,
    Falling to his death.
    The fool was very upset,
    But willingly handed his $20 to John.
    “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”
    John replied, ”I can’t take your money.
    I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, So I knew he would jump.”
    The fool replied, ”I did, too,
    But I didn’t think he’d do it again.”
    John took the money.
    ...being a human...

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    hahahahah wat a fool.............fantastic

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