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    Default The Godfather, the Bookkeeper, and the Lawyer

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    A Chicago-style Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has
    embezzled ten million dollars from him.

    This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit
    and why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed
    that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything if he'd
    ever have to testify in court.

    When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his
    missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney who knows sign
    language. The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10
    million bucks you embezzled from me?"

    The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10
    million dollars is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know
    what you are talking about."

    The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what
    you're talking about."

    That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the
    bookkeeper's temple, ****s it, and says: "Ask him again!"

    The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if
    you don't tell him!"

    The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown
    briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in

    The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

    The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the courage to pull
    the trigger!"
    ...being a human...



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