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    Default A chicken farmer went to a local bar

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    A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

    The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glassof champagne, too!'

    'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. Iam celebrating.'

    'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the

    'What a coincidence!' said the farmer.

    As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'

    'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

    'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for yearsall of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilizedeggs.'

    That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become

    'I used a different ****,' he replied.

    The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence!'



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